"If your life were a movie, would anyone want to see it?" - Well, no - but is that going to stop me from rambling incoherently? Not likely. Much like the one in the furnace, my filter is neglected and inefficient on a good day.
"Although it's true you can successfully hide certain things in plain sight without anyone noticing, it turns out not to be true of a whole Girl Scout troop's worth of corpses."
Fear not, the paint fumes are bound to spark some inspiration later.