It would be quite the understatement to observe that I'm predictably "behind the times". This is true for everything from technology to the latest fads. Although it suits my alien presence on this planet perfectly, sometimes I can be a bit self-conscious about it (shocking, I know).
Ahhh, but there is a silver lining, it seems. You see, I'm not the only one who had malfunctioning landing gear and ended up in the wrong end of the cosmos. Here and there, I encounter individuals, unexpectedly, who "get me". Those who never need any explanation or clarification. Those who accept me, not despite, but BECAUSE of all my faults. Tis a marvelous thing, indeed! It also certainly helps my case that words like "Retro" and "Vintage" are no longer isolated mutterings of some crazy broad who notoriously hoards cats and worships all things polyester.
All this said, I raise my glass in celebration of all us lunatics, out there in the world, who are JUST clever enough to evade the Nurse Ratcheds of the world! Cheers, My Pets!